A MAN WITH AN IPHONE IS GAY

Like imagine a straight man lying in bed on their phone, like that's gay as fuck. Like hundreds of generations of hunting just so you can fucking play Clash Royale and have your hand in your pants, like you gay. Like you have the audacity to comment on someone's TikTok and call them a faggot, and then you swipe and literally watch a James Charles video, like you a fag fag fagggaty fag.